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16

Sep

slapdancing:

Goals

slapdancing:

Goals

(Source: juilan)

15

Sep

canniballs:

vainty fair lost all their credibility when they lied about alexis neiers wearing 6 inch louboutins when she was really wearing kitten heels

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(Source: bgc-land)

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

boutiquefameux:

LAST CALL! We only have 1 left of each of these pieces of jewelry until we sell out! Grab them before they disappear! boutiquefameux.etsy.com

people whose header is some shit like “WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND”

ethnicink:

"Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic".

ethnicink:

"Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic".

14

Sep

1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.

2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.

3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.

4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.

5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.

More Reminders- Charlotte Geier  (via rushofgold)

Actually waking up early is better & you do feel more rested when you sleep at night. I work at night, so I have to sleep during the day & no matter how much I sleep I always feel tired. I wish I could wake up in the morning & spend the day in the sunshine.

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it)

thecutestofthecute:

Aww look, Skook became a potato

(Source: skookumthesamoyed)

zaddylonglegs:

beytwerk:

Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. 

this is the level of flagrancy that I want to be on

zaddylonglegs:

beytwerk:

Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. 

this is the level of flagrancy that I want to be on

(Source: grapeson)

(Source: unacclimated)